Pizza Delivery Guy by Matthew McGuirk That’s the thing about being the pizza delivery guy, you always get those smells: the spice off the pepperoni, the decadence of the cheese and that crisp bread smell that really can’t be described any other way. The greenhouse effect is always present and the car is steaming on the way to the pizza’s destination. Sometimes you just get so hungry because Friday nights are so busy and there’s no time to grab anything for the road and wouldn’t that be distracted driving anyways? Who’s to say that you didn’t get lost along the way though, you’re sure that the pizza is much too cold to give to the customer and it’ll need to go back to the shop to get them a fresh one, on the house of course. Maybe you accidentally tripped and the pizza is a little sloppy in the box; I’m sure that would warrant a new one for them as well because really we don’t want unhappy customers. That’s the thing about being the p...