Pizza Delivery Guy
by Matthew McGuirk
That’s the thing about being the pizza delivery guy,
you always get those smells:
the spice off the pepperoni,
the decadence of the cheese
and that crisp bread smell that really can’t be described
any other way.
The greenhouse effect is always present
and the car is steaming on the way to the pizza’s
destination.
Sometimes you just get so hungry
because Friday nights are so busy
and there’s no time to grab anything for the road
and wouldn’t that be distracted driving anyways?
Who’s to say that you didn’t get lost along the way though,
you’re sure that the pizza is much too cold to give to the
customer
and it’ll need to go back to the shop to get them a fresh
one, on the house of course.
Maybe you accidentally tripped and the pizza is a little
sloppy in the box;
I’m sure that would warrant a new one for them as well
because really we don’t want unhappy customers.
That’s the thing about being the pizza delivery guy,
it’s always my fault,
but I’ll make sure to take this one for the team.
Matt
McGuirk now teaches and writes, but used to deliver pizza for a three
year stint at Athens Pizza in Bellows Falls, VT and Keene, NH. He now lives
with his family in rural New Hampshire. Words in The Daily Drunk Magazine, Goat’s Milk, Idle Ink, Literally Stories, New
World Writing, Sleet Magazine and Versification. Twitter handle: @McguirkMatthew and Instagram
@mcguirk_matthew.
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